Length: 6min 39sec
Waiter, Hidden Chef
This is a short found on
a compilation DVD called "Everybody is Kung Fu
Fighting," or you can see it online HERE.
Dan pretty much denies involvement in the movie, and who can
blame him? It's certainly not his *ahem* best work. I was embarrassed
for him just watching it. :P But, if you're not easily offended
by Asian stereotypes, it can be rather amusing.
two guys walk into a Chinese restaurant and act
like morons to the Waiter. They reference Kung Fu movies,
make Bruce Lee noises, talk in a fake Asian accent, the whole
deal. The Waiter puts up with it and brings them what they
ordered, but it's cold, so the guys tell him to either get them
some hot food or they're not paying. The Waiter goes to tell the
Chef, and comes back to tell them the Chef says they must pay.
The guys tell the Waiter to get the Chef out here to apologize
the psychotic Chef, and makes scary faces that make him look
nothing like himself. ^_^;; He comes out wielding a shiny
cleaver and insists that they "MUST A PAY!!" The guys
take one look at
him and run screaming.
Chef chases after them swinging the cleaver, occasionally being
interrupted by the Waiter who tries to explain that the customer
is always right.
favorite part is at the very end, after Chef throws
one of the guys into a table and stands over him in this
slow motion roar... and it cuts to behind the scenes footage
where Dan is suddenly Dan again, checking up on the fallen guy
asking "awwh, dude, are you alright?" XD
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