Year: 2001
Length: 94 min.
Role: Finley
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U.S. Seals 2: Ultimate Force
I wasn't even certain I
got the right movie. The first thing I did was fast forward
through it just to make sure Dan is actually in it. When it
finally got to him about a half hour in, I stopped and stared...
wow, just plain WOW. There were two rows of prisoners in
matching orange suits digging outside, and Dan was the only one
without a shirt on... swinging his pickaxe, wiping sweat off,
the whole shebang! But that wasn't the "wow" part. He
was facing the camera! Sweet jeebus he was ACTUALLY FACING THE
CAMERA!! He got his own close up shot... and he was
breathtaking!! *_* This was looking
very promising.
The movie itself wasn't
half bad either. Sure it was low budget and corny as hell, but
that's what made it entertaining! It was the closest I've seen a
US movie come to a Hong Kong action flick. The premise was pretty
simple: evil dude kidnaps a nuclear physicist and threatens to
launch nuclear warheads unless he gets paid a crapload of money,
and a team of US Seals are dispatched to stop him. What's the
catch? The entire island evil dude is on is full of a special
kind of gas - harmless to inhale, but the slightest spark sets
the whole thing ablaze. That's right, you can't use guns (YAY!!),
so they bring in a team of the best fighters they could find.
Dan played Finley, and it
turns out he's actually a very decent side character. Finley's
also very Christian, though, which was kind of annoying, since
he was constantly either holding, kissing, or quoting scripture
to his cross necklace. That's ok, though, cause he is absolutely
gorgeous with that haircut and his voice was particularly
wonderful here. It's notable that the movie also has Hakim
Alston, the guy I call the "Lion
Fighter" from Mortal
Kombat. He's pretty cool.
Everything was going very
well for Finley... until he stepped into a steel trap (yes, the
one barely touching
his foot). How he managed to randomly step on a steel trap
in the middle of a military base I have no idea. Nobody else
stepped in one or even saw one again. It's like he was too good
and they had to give him a handicap. O.o Then like 30 enemy guys
showed up and I knew Finley wasn't going to last much longer.
But... he sorta did... That is, his team of six people were
holding up pretty well against the odds... until the girl ran
off someplace, and the guy that liked her ran after her, and
then Hakim and the guy with the air gun split up and I was just
like "WTF, don't leave Finley wounded to fight 30
guys!!" XD
*sigh* It wasn't long
before one of the main bad guys showed up, and it was downhill
from there. Finley fought with chains and his opponent fought
with a... scarf? It was a pretty even match and Finley was doing
good until scarf guy caught on to the fact that his right leg
was wounded... and he kept hitting him there. And... yeah...
that didn't work out too well for Finley. ~_~;; Still,
fun movie. Fun enough that I kept watching even after Finley
died!
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