Year:
2005
Length: 113min
Role:
Tsuchi-gumo
(Earth Spider)
Director:
Shusuke Kaneko
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Azumi
2: Death or Love
Since I bought Azumi,
where Tak plays a very minor, psychotic role, I figured there
was no excuse for me not to get Azumi 2, where Tak plays a
slightly larger, psychotic role. He also looks a ton better
here, because I actually like the funky costume (minus the scary
breastplate) and face paint.
He plays the bad guy called Tsuchi-gumo (Earth Spider), one of
the ninjas sent to assassinate Azumi. As such, he gets a couple
of decent fight scenes, using knives, darts, and webs as his
weapons. The spider web is especially nifty because the strands
are razor sharp and coated with poison. So why did he get docked
in the Looks rating? Nothing to do with his looks, really, but
his VOICE. For the love of all things good and holy, WHAT HAVE
YOU DONE TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE, darling?? I can respect his
ability to manipulate it like that, but... but... I'm
TRAUMATIZED! I really am. XD
Shockingly, I liked Azumi 2 better than Azumi 1, despite how
much people love to ridicule it compared to the first one. Makes
me want to re-watch Azumi to figure out why it just didn't do it
for me. Perhaps it was because there was constant eye candy in
Azumi 2 to keep my attention while Tak wasn't onscreen. First, I
started to realize that Azumi's last remaining friend Nagara
(Yuma
Ishigaki) was actually kinda cute. Then he died. But more
importantly, Azumi's new boyfriend Ginkaku
(Shun
Oguri) is hawt! He's basically a clone of her old boyfriend
Nichi from the first one, except she doesn't manage to kill the
new one in the first ten minutes.
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